Crushing Nuts (Episode 40)

Already R E V I V I N G (Episode 39)

American female creaturez were lucky to receive a New Zealand gift from God that night at the Revival station.

Ready to R E V I V E (Episode 38)

Here is Ready talking to several creaturez who tend to like surfing couches around this wet planet.

Meditation Station (Episode 37)

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One day RenatO spotted disturbing writings on the ground by the Union of Squarez. Turns out it was a movement started by mr. Corell for meditation station. Warrior K-Song, John, and later mr. Corell himself share their thoughts, and even spit some rhymez, about various issues chalk-written on the ground.

All-Loving Jason (Episode 36)

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Jason, who is born against Jew, is a man who can teach you about reality and the business of love. He uses emotion as a tool for directing life around him.

Free Hugs! (Episode 35)

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Some human creaturez contain abundance of love, what they do is they head out to populated areas like Union of Squarez and put up a sign that invites strangers for some intimacy. Meet Frank, who claims that he's a good Free Hugger, not like all the rest of them out there.

Life Is a Mystery? (Episode 34)

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Meet the undisputable champion in the love-everyone department. Michael Phoenix Draggon is a creature who, despite not having it with Charlie's Angels, has seen and done it all. He doesn't believe in currency and keeps his fortune in the spirit. He wears a bicycle tube around his arms and back just in case he get a flat tire while conversing with RenatO.

According With Jon (Episode 33)

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We spotted Jon using his weapon on the shore of a Williamsburg park in Brooklyn. He believes that human creaturez need medicine, and talks about seriousness of music business.

Angry Ottoman (Episode 32)

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Meet an Ottoman who is studying low to become a professional terraris so that he can one day be free , just like any American. His weapon of choice; a pen. I don't know how he can shoot over 250 thousand creaturez with just one pen.

Teen Love/Hate of America (Episode 31)

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A nameless teen creature in Boston who was ticketing a Hummer truck told us why he hates America and what must be done for America to be loved again. On the contrary, queen Michela and king Dillon are very proud of America and tell us why they love it.

Nelson And Harold (Episode 30)

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Meet the future musician Nelson (with amazing eye brow job), who wants to prostitute his music skills around the world while enjoying naked female creaturez. Also, Harold Floyd Square (not from the Union of Squarez, but from Central Square in Boston) gets to say what he thinks about privacy and why people make him depressed.

Eraserhead and John (Episode 29)

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Did you know that there's a community of swinger creatures inhabiting NYC? One of them, by a common name - Eraserhead, told us important information about swinging and a word or two about abolishing prostitution. Later, another creature by the name John joined us and told us why sex keeps him away from marriage and why prostitution will never go away.

Model Citizen (Episode 28)

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What is the difference between Russian and American girls when it comes to sex? Max, who is an American model citizen, is here to tell you from his own practice.

Hold On (Episode 27)

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Apparently there is another male creature who wants Natalie Portman to be his future wife.

God Bless, Everyone! (Episode 26)

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Meet Alehandro and the J-Man from Boston, who had a lot on their minds. Alehandro tells why he hates America and the J-man reveals the depths of his thoughts.

Child Slavery (Episode 25)

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Here is a man who wants children to be independent. Plus a male creature who was at the Neverland as a child.

Visionary Rich and Running Jon (Episode 24)

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Here is a Rich visionary male creature who talks about how to change the people who are running the world. Plus, Jon, who promises to outrun every soldier in Iraq.

Hassidic Terraris (Episode 23)

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It's hard to pass on an opportunity for free kosher food even if it requires spontaneous kidnapping to ride to a Jewish area of Brooklyn. While in transit, Joel revealed some of the most intimate secrets of Hassidic Judaism, why sex is important, as well as why Jewish and Black creaturez are so "liked" around the world. And, have you ever seen a Hassidic Jew play hard core baseball?

God Of Atheism (Episode 22)

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Meet the God of Atheism, who is a Union of Squares celebrity. He always hangs out with beautiful female creaturez, despite being hated by many Jesus believing creaturez. He's a passive irritator using "truth" as his main weapon, who sells Jesus dress-up magnets everywhere he happens to be. Don't take our word for it (http://www.jesusdressup.com and normalbobsmith.com)

Important Will (Episode 21)

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Here is a spontaneous rendezvous around the Union of Squarez area where we floated upon Will who shared the very importance of himself as we escorted him to find and steal gold fish food. Mr.Thyself appologizes about not very good quality of video in the first half of this episode.

Gothic Creaturez (Episode 20)

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Multi-sexual creaturez stumbled upon my weapon one day in the Union of Squares. There was Paris God who wears parachute as his pants, and Misha with Stefany going at it and revealing some of the most intimate truths they have encountered togeja when giving AIDS to children. If you wonder what Gothic teens are doing nowadays this is your ticket into their world.

Strong Kevin (Episode 19)

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Here is Kevin, who knows THE Truth, and has strong opinion about many things, even when it comes to helping old women cross the streets or having sex with his wife. It is not easy to be a strong man, Kevin is here to help you, but if you are a woman - you're out of luck...

Vegetarian Dog and Left-Wingers (Episode 18)

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A vegetarian old dog, who lives with other dogs, talks about the importance of animal rights movement. Also a female creature who became a vegan just to have a happy life. Plus, another female creature who's stuck in America because she only has a left wing, and who hates Jews and America too. And Ghita singing about her travels.

Shootin' Steve and Jen (Episode 17)

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One Summer day in the Union of Squares there were two creaturez getting to know each other on the bench. Mr.Thyself was kind to let them into the picture where Steve revealed his inner truths and even photographed RenatO kissing Jen.

Introducing mister M.U.D. (Episode 16)

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Meet mister M.U.D., who rhymes about his encounter with Monica Lewinsky, and his confession about girls and all other human creaturez. He also vagina-molologs about "THE" right thing to do today and many other important topics in the human creature history.

Maxing with Sarah (Episode 15)

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One day we met two terrorists - Max and Sarah who shoot people that don't like wearing cloth. Max talks about innovation and privacy in this arousing industry as we foreplay right in the union of squares.

Punching GPS (Episode 14)

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Here is a screw-driver creature who punched a lot of people on the street in Brooklyn all because of some GPS. It seems that more and more creatures want the great flood to this already wet enough planet. Somebody stop this...

Abnormal Marco (Episode 13)

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We had a pleja to con-verse with Marco Antonio in Bostons at the Berkuli college. He's a serius dreamer com-poser who thinks he's from canary island and advices how to meat a beautiful girl so she will be like music. This one is a full of ideas creature. He even hates musicians and wants to become a hitman one day because he draws inspiration from life and love pain while hitting his head against the wall to later share it with the normal people.

Painless Ryan (Episode 12)

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Meet Ryan who enjoys himself in the Union of Squares while observing creatures passing by. He's completely immune to anger, negativity, or love because he can detect pain. Despite that he still has negatives, he even showed them.

Mohammed and Reginald on Girls (Episode 11)

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This episode shows the great similarities between Egyptian and the American cultures, especially when it comes to dealing with women.

The Laws of Sex (Episode 10)

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Meet Bucky (smokey-clean Jew/lawyer to be) and Lara Star (artist), who were stopped and smoothly forced to share their most intimate thoughts on sex laws. They reveal why and how they love each other and the importance of being sexy in New York city. Bucky also shares tips and tricks for women to prevent trouble with the law if they accidentally rape men on the streets. Lara tells Renato whether or not he should marry Natalie Portman, and the disadvantages of enslaving children.

Nazi Jew (Episode 9)

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Union of Squarez produces some of the most ambitious mindz hiztories ever seen. Meet Solomon, a successful Afrikan slacker, a genius Messiah to free human creaturez from workahollyonizm. But mainly he wants the law to allow equal-opportunity porn in public, and fight for world piss through Nazi swastika and cultural revolution.

Virgin Accountant (Episode 8)

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"I want to go to ze New York to make little money", says Hani - an Egyptian creature who was yearning to pay for American bitches. In Egypt sex is a wrong thing to exercise, one needs to go to the future... This, however, brings national problem of male genital enlargement. There is no sex like future sex - (Madonna said once). And, if the release of children causes marriage then one needs a ring to fix it. Even in Egypt creatures dream of the American dream to own everything.

Are Americans really free? (Episode 7)

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Meet Nick, who answers one of the hardest questions in human kind. I spotted this creature in the Union of Squares, and he works so hard core that he developed a hole on his jeans in the genetalia area.

RobotSon (Episode 6)

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This is RobotSon talking about poetic terrorism, robot sex, releasing robot children to suffer like him. Population of robots in the US, fascism platform that will allow women to walk the streets topless.

American Bitches (Episode 5)

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What makes girls in America bitches? Renato went to Boston and asked Martin and Sasha this very important question.

Sweet Jesus Candy - Part 2 (Episode 4)

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Brother J continues revealing his shocking insight into his once disturbed life.